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Business As Usual.

Arghhh it’s been two weeks since I last blogged. *tail between legs* I’ve been so busy, which would make you think I’d have more to tell, but I guess it’s more of a patience thing. Blah, blah, we’re here now.

Anywho! I do have some fun BTS (behind the scenes) pics from a few sets recently. Let’s see, I shot for Sex and Submission with James Deen earlier this month. I just love that guy, totally on the Deenwagon. (He blogged the following picture and told me that post got the most hits out of any other post EVER.)

Then I finally shot with my homie Kristina Rose, and damn that girl is sexy. She is just… so sexy.

What else? Ah yes, Kevin Moore’s tan line series. I don’t know what it was about that day or that vibe, but that was some cumtastic sex. More so than usual. Plus, tan lines are hot. I’m gonna make ’em my “thing”. It’s a POV movie that I highly recommend seeing whenever it’s out.

Got some good stuff coming out here pretty soon. Also, some Kink scenes! Speaking of Kink, yesterday I hung out with my kinky little friend, Penny Pax. We went to Disneyland and it was a dream. We accomplished a lot, and by accomplished I mean we rode tons of rides and we ate churros, corn dogs, a turkey leg… oh, and Disney pickles.

I wasn’t trying to insinuate anything, I was really taking a big bite…

Good times. I’m really going back to bed now. I have an early flight to Oakland to shoot for Sexually Broken tomorrow. I loves me some BDSM. It’s so romantic.

Summer < Hula Hoops < Boobies

It’s officially summer! There’s nothing like a good camping trip/music festival in the sun to start it off right. I spent Memorial Day weekend just east of LA at one of my favorite festivals, Lightning in a Bottle. It’s very Burning Man-esque, but much smaller; lots of live painting, electronic music, dancing, HOOPING, and yoga. Basically, it’s heaven… a dirty little heaven where you can take your boobies out and dance around.

Boobies!

Set up the tent, slapped on some pasties and I was ready 😉

Super funky daytime grooves.

Getting down with the get down!

Bootay.

Such a vitamin-D whore!

Teehee!!!

As much as I love festival life, I certainly don’t want it to last forever. I’m indulging in civilized things now, like showers, sushi, and sleep. Mmm, sleep…

You Gotta Be Kitten Me Right Meow.

Me and Rocco (kitty) are blogging to you from bed right now! See…

Rocco and I are very upset that there are Facebook posers of me! Shortly after finding this out yesterday, I created an official Remy Facebook… a decision I immediately regret. I’ll keep it so there is an official one, but I won’t be on it much at all. Twitter and WordPress are enough for me, to be quite honest — that is plenty enough brain-time devoted to internetty things.

Ooooooweeeee my bootyhole is sore from getting fucked by Manuel’s huge cock yesterday. Omg. I can feel it when I sneeze. Or cough. Or laugh. We shot for William H. Nutsack’s Big Wet Asses 21.

After rolling around in oil for an hour…

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New Scenes

I feel like shoots have been pouring out lately. I forgot how much I’ve been having sex. BE JEALOUS. Here are some recent updates, in order from personal favorite to… not… but still fun.

1. KissMeGirl.com with @KatieStIves was SO hot, like out-of-this-world hot. I hump her vagina pretty good. I lost control at a certain point and I didn’t give a fuck what it looked like then, I just wanted to make her cum and I did.

Just covered in spit and sweat after.

2. Hogtied.com with James Deen, Ava Devine, and Isis Love. Um. Just watch the trailer. P.S. I LOVE JAMES.

Family-style, religious orgy.

3. Innocent But Nasty by New Sensations, with Mark Ashley was very fun. I got a little squirty and fucked him very hard.

Bottom-right. Kitchen counter. I squirted there.

4. Lastly, I recently shot for cuckoldsessions.com, which was kind of alright, if you’re into that sort of thing. I just love black dudes so I said yes to Jim, but after shooting it I realized it really wasn’t my thing. I’M TOO NICE TO PROPERLY CUCKOLD. I want my sex to be fun, not mean or incredibly humiliating. Although, the cuckold was such a sweetheart and he was really into being laughed at. And cum swapped with. That was nutzo.

It’s an Oreo! LOL

I have more scenes coming out soon aside from REMY, like Darkko’s Angels of Debauchery 9, the Big Wet Asses 21 I just shot, and various DVD releases. New Sensations is also shooting a new feature this week called The Betrayal, featuring your’s truly.

Reviewing footage. Photo by Jeff Koga.

Me, tweeting and crosswording on set. Again, Jeff Koga.

Busy, busy bee. Lots of me to come.

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I’m gonna go roller skating with @SPFOTOLA this morning, and have lunch in Malibu later with my agent. It’s my day off — I do what I want!

D’ya Like Dags?

There’s a good reason I haven’t written in a while. I’ve been kidnapped and raped repeatedly, and there was no internet. No, I’m just kidding. (God that’s an awful joke. *knocks on wood*) Do you know where that saying came from, “knock on wood”? Forest people would knock on trees to wake up the fairies that could ward off demons, or so I’m told. For all I know, the guy that told me the story could’ve been lying, but I’ll go with it because it’s kinda cute.

I haven’t written/posted a video yet because I didn’t want to be a total downer. I’ve been dealing with some bullshit roommate problems, still adjusting to LA life, and fiercely trying to maintain a somewhat normal routine. Being away from home for about two months now has put some stress on things… Things like my roommate turning into a jealous cunt. And like me, living out of a hotel and doing my laundry on set. Enough is enough. I’m fucking 23 years old, and I can’t stand to live out of sorts like a child. So I went out and bought myself my first car, and then proceeded to find a room in a gorgeous house for me and my animals! Ha, World — I got you again. See, happy ending.

…And yes that does mean I am moving to LA. I won’t lie and say Los Angeles isn’t growing on me, especially now that I have a car for beach and hiking trips. But it just doesn’t feel like home to me. San Francisco will always be my home no matter where I am. Which is hopefully in San Francisco.

Blah, blah, life story, blah… JAMES DEEN IN MY MOUTH! BAM!

This is how to shut me up when I talk too much.

That’s been my life for the last two months. Completely void of my usual healthy eating habits, exercise, and decent sleep, yet so full of sex and cum on my face. I’m not writing to you now from my personal computer so I’ll have to post some more pictures later. Or you can just look at my Twitter. See how I said “look” at it? I hate it when annoying people beg for followers. And share horoscopes. And toot their own horns. And RT #FFs incessantly. STOP NOW.

STOP…

HAMMERTIME.

Real Talk.

How did Hitler tie his shoes? Into little nazis!

Los Angeles is growing on me very quickly. I can’t deny that I will always be a Bay girl, and home is always home, but I think the route my life has taken may require a change here pretty soon. I was fighting the idea of leaving San Francisco this whole time because most of me would be so sad to leave my family, my friends, and the little coffee shop that already knows my order… Sometimes you gotta fuck it and remember that you only live once. Thanks, Drake. Anyway, these big shooting trips down here keep getting better and better. I was worried about a lot of things at first to be honest, that maybe I wouldn’t fit in with this crowd, that I would become jaded, that sex would get old, etc. But no. Deciding to make pornography has been the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I had an extremely love-filled childhood amongst my big Portuguese family and I was raised by an incredibly self-aware, overly-communicative, no-bullshit woman, and I came to this game with some serious confidence. But the more I come down here, I leave with so much more than I came with. I’m not here to be competitive — everyone fills their own niche. I’m here because I’m a professional sexer. And I love getting it in the ass on the reg.

Look Mom, I’m making really nice friends!

Me and Miss Bailey Blue at the club for Patty’s Day. (@baileybluexxx)

No one gets me like Ashley Fires. I love this girl. (@AshleyFires)

Presley Hart and I working Bill Bailey’s junk. @PresleyHart is so adorkable.

Like my comfort level, I feel like my scenes are getting better. I’m coming more than ever, good sign, and I am working with some guys I’ve already banged. Favorite shoot so far, you ask? Oh well, let’s see… I’d have to say the one I did for Smash Pictures with Prince Yahshua (@princeyahshua). The sex we had was so sensual and extremely intense. It wasn’t your typical BJ, 4-scene, then pop dealio. We was fucking all over the place; banging in the bathtub, on the couch, on the ottoman, on the floor. Ball slapping, then pussy loving. Best part was the bubble bath though. The bathtub is my home turf, as it were, so I was excited to say the least.

Posing for Prince.

Yeah that shoot, and the one I did for InnocentHigh.com. HA.

I’ll be getting more of these soon. Think of it as a porn gag reel.

Sex is fun.
…but porn is a whole ‘notha game. There’s a lot of ego in the air. I guess I kinda think of it like this, and bear with my analogy here, but just think of confidence/cockiness manifested as fire. If you carry yourself with an overly wear-my-shit-on-my-sleeve-because-I’m-so-cool kind of attitude, all of that confidence, that heat, is dissipated and you’re left looking cold and probably empty. But if you can carry it in a calm way that is humble and grateful, that heat just emanates from within you. And others can feel it if you feel it. With all of that, it just happens that your standards get raised, your Bullshit-O-Meter reads a little more accurately.

I’ve got plenty more shoots ahead of me until the 30th, when I will then happily run home to my kitties and pup. Stay tuned, as I will try to take more pictures from set. I know that’s why you’re here. Seriously, big props to you if you made it all the way through my babble to the very end of this post. Which is now.